



Daily happenings in the life of The Ted Family of South Texas
I forgot to take my cell phone home with me tonight and when I surveyed the options for dinner on the evening before my next Tesco delivery I determined to walk back through the snow over the fields to retrieve my phone and return via the local fish and chip shop. My choice for the evening - white pudding supper. For those who may not know, a white pudding is deep fried porridge and the supper bit means chips (french fries). This may seem odd to some of you until, perhaps, I point out that I could have had a deep fried Mars bar instead!
I have managed to resist for two months but there comes a time in everyones life when they have to face the awful truth about something. In my case that awful truth is that I have 5 tins of SPAM in the house and a further 6 in the garage. Something needs to be done about SPAM mountain and, as it seems unlikely that Brussels will pay me to destroy it, I have made a start on consuming it.